Jeopardy Rant

1:41AM Jeopardy

Have you ever watched Jeopardy with the volume on mute? I think it may be the most ingenious idea that has ever infiltrated my brain. The score is nerd with glasses 4,000…. Nerd kid without glasses 6,800... Fat nerd girl 5,400… Wizini 75,200... Being that I majored in lip reading at Eastern Kentucky University I have no use for Trebek’s Audio. Seriously though no matter what you answer is you can always be right. Final Jeopardy is coming up and I have only missed a total of three questions. As I sip on my (insert brand name here after check clears) Energy drink I began to root for the Fat nerd girl. Why? This chubby bunny leads my mind to question the way I have always judged the baby makers of the human race. No matter how smart, funny, interesting, clever, easy going, willing to felaice(FA-LA-ACESH) (FA-LA-ACESH) me, etc. a fatty was, I always turned away without second guessing. Settling for a lady lacking the inner substance that makes up a respectable person, but was HOT. Come on who can blame me.

Does this make me feel guilty….. Fuck no. Just because I realized I am just like all the other shallow dickheads that plague the world means nothing to me. I will never be attracted to that cushion for the pushing. Can I ever find good women with this mentality? I just reread that question. Then laughed. Then farted. Then pooped. Then wiped. Then laughed (Tell the creators of spell & grammar check I give two shits about fragment sentences).

To sum up the purpose of this pointless collaboration of sentences that became paragraphs which I attempted to fool you the reader into believing was a blog entry that would add maximum value to your otherwise unimportant day… I want fat nerd girl to win because at the end of the day the only thing she has going for her is the freakish Jeopardy intellect that will one day result into a scholarship to a reputable academic university leading to a six figure job and a lonely life with multiple stuffed animals and a best friend named mom.

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