Originally I had thought of creating 2009 Halloween best and worst costumes list. While meditating waiting for literary superiority to amass my brain waves, I decided to just include the BEST. Here you go according to Wizini the most outlandish creative and well executed costumes of Halloween 2009.
The winner is Jail House Rape Victim
This costume is more than just a simple orange jump suit and a carton of protective smokes. When considering donning the jail house rape victim façade you really need some acting skills. No one likes to be asked “So what are you.” Everyone at the party needs to know and believe without a shadow of a doubt that you are not just an inmate. When speaking to someone always make eye contact, this because the eyes are the gateway to the soul. During a conversation your audience should be able to envision the horrible events that have just changed your miserable life forever. Entering prison you were a bad ass drug dealer the whole stereotypical entourage: Guns, hoes, diamonds, rims, etc ALL THAT SHIT. Now with a few months until parole the question is “Can you stand being on the block, will you be accepted….. After this…Does anyone know?”
I am still not completely sold on the Jail house rape victim becoming a yearly trend. This may possibly be a one Halloween wonder. The problem being of course is with people lacking acting skills. Sure it’s funny to tell someone you’re a prison bitch but at the end of the day if you can’t sell the story you’re just a douche in an orange jumpsuit. BEWARE: I don’t think it is necessary to say but this Halloween spook fest attire is not exactly P.C. that is Politically Correct. A lot of stigma affects a comedic approach to the subject of rape. My argument is that even though rape is a forbidden topic amongst humor specialist such as Wizini, Jail house rape is a very different story. To break it down: College sorority rape = Bad……….. Convicted rapist incarcerated taking a shower raped while guards watch doing nothing = good (Poetic Justice).
Best Jail house rape victim of 2009
Adam P-Congratulations… Adam P defends his crown from 2008 when he took home top honors for his “Hoe outa Control” costume. This was a couples costume including Richie S as a pimp with an outa control Hoe (Adam P). In this creative twist the Hoe continued to slap the pimp repeatedly throughout the night and handled all the finances involved in the pimping industry.
Worst Jail house rape victim of 2009
Austin B- Nothing to say about this guy except that I hope one day he actually becomes a Jail house rape victim.
Happy Halloween
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